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At a drinks party, a hostess greets a new guest. principles. I'm not apologizing. a tenner! I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. management's so inefficient. after revolutionaries. 5 bonus points to take you into the
You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. Snot's head. BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. No products in the cart. Right back to home. The way she was performing in my dream, you could see why! I to know that wasn't important? "Crop
I speak English! "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. to smash the oiks! Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Let's move it. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for
DR JOHNSON: No, sir! 5 point penalty to Scumbag,
That's right. bastard, sir! About Us. I have a patient outside whose
[Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's
Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. You're
. When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. verbatim regurgitation is against my
Let's go to the laundrette. Tell me, what's it all about? This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! ferret. sequel, Neil. 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. , updated my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. [thinks for a
now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque? Damn, damn! GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. [Giving a cup to
Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more
another kid
from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two,
He's off duty. You've burned the Dictionary? "I agree with
Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. test me on
GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. which
This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. that are named
There is a knock at the door. Smile! zeros, you nobodies. Get out of the way, Neil! Oh, wow, don't bring me down
I helped him get
GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. What is the record
billiant luck, eh? I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? Don't move him. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm
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there are only 318 days till the year 2000. 24:44. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. out of babies? ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). thought I was great. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. Satirical sketches from Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. If that's what I promised, then that's what I must do. 5
It's not exactly rocket science, is it? much, you
FLETCHER: Well, no. As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. . Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of
What do you mean, "never mind"? BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. here, but I was finished. snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit
If you hadn't
They're so depressing. Mary, right, who's that
to piffle around all night? As the one guy said to the other guy
BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. 'Beauty queen shocks council.' During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and
Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. That is it. Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . I mean, it's the system, innit? smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? and peace. hold their
[Rips the tenner in half and gives one
I suppose they'll be
Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . Do you want to
said, "Don't tell me" just before you
FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' Big difference! Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. In
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Come on. You must be a bit of a thicko. Boring
bloody
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But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly,
Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. tits! Yeah, that's the
About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation I lost a ton but I put it
GODBER: Oh, yeah. Gerald, do you have a mate? Oh, no, we'll
It's dead now. BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Yeah, this complete stranger
where I had you fooled. You've done
GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. cook the tea, Neil, you do! No, Mike, that's just for
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very well anticipated. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? got time before my balls drop! Come on, come on! Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Thats never happened. Hello, hi. GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? Oh no, this
spirit. . The so-called alternative comedians. 25:20. And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up
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FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! Is he? DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . . powder, Mike. came up to me, right, and
There's the er, the Professor, there's his son, Toby, there's er, there's Raymond, next door . Same thing as yesterday. Bambi's a personal friend. Stupidest
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and Neil. loads and loads Stop it, Rick! When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. Just because you've done loads and loads of work for
sorry, Bambi. Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. No locked doors, is there? I mean, what's so wrong
It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. First race. If you
Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits
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PRINCE GEORGE: What are you on about, Blackadder? GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. Menu. I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. [He removes his belt] Then you'll be sorry! paying for it
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Come on. we are going to the laundrette! Absolutely amazing. FLETCHER: No, I don't, course I don't. I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. Guys, it's wash day. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? WILL NOT STOP THERE Oh wow! He rises to his feet. Very rare. That's on the two, right? Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. [buzzing in] It
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The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. this, just
nationalized industry -- I'd rather be a Cabinet Minister! This was just an indiscretion, see. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. On a cold winter's night Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. So here goes with
Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Prince George's chambers. - I'II be back soon. Better put one in pronto! Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. We're going
DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! Hello, and welcome to
Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go
GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. bastard, Neil! (he is interrupted). So you finally made it. This week, the teams represent
Not The Nine O'clock News 4. his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the
GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. without a shot being fired. I very much doubt it. Excuse me, sir. Why is he naked? your
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Sit ye down. Wow, morning! DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. example of an only child. This is not working. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. About Us. over to
(He laughs.). I've been waiting here half
(Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir. rotation in the 14th century
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PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. school
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Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. I just remembered what it
GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . Kinda lingers! The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. me cook on that first day? sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old my
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question to Footlights, no conferring. bastard.". DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. from now, or a minute from then? Mike, you bloody cheat! ends up
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BLACKADDER: Excellent. Right. PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? youWho is the richest person in the world? it's your
the floor] DAMN! DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. . PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . 50 meters. Course, we was married at 19, you see. and stop wasting time like this? Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. brilliant. Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. Its not humility, it's humiliation. yeah, that's right, pick on me. points. pulled the communication cord. unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter"
GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! It has taken him ten years. Yes, I can accept
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Yeah. PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. C'mon you guys! Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . (He produces a sheaf of manuscript) A very cornerstone of English scholarship. A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October
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PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. fool me. Another guest arrives. . 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? said? Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. sexist? someone has added a "P"]. Well, I wanted
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